I have not been victimized by anyone’s abs because I am a professional, damnit.
Not sure how anybody could be victimized by somebody’s stomach.

You doing okay, sir?
I have not been victimized by anyone’s abs because I am a professional, damnit.
Not sure how anybody could be victimized by somebody’s stomach.

You doing okay, sir?
Wha– No.
eww-its-emily reblogged this from embraceyourfandom I’m taking your silence as a yes.
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