I have never even considered this as a thing oh lord what do

Who would be the big spoon?

Actually Thor bc Thor is bigger than Steeb

Who would wake up first?

I think Steve would

Do they have nicknames for each other?

No I don’t think so? I doubt it.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

Lord I do not even fricking know how Steve would react to Odin and Frigga and vise versa that would be such a thing oh my lord it’d probably be hilarious

How do they apologise after an argument?

I think they’d both be earnest about it bc like I think of that cup deleted scene from the first Thor movie and that seems to be how Thor apologizes so they’d both just be earnest and sincere about it probably.

What would they be like as parents?

Individually I think they’d both be awesome parents but together I have no idea. I think they might have conflicting parenting styles.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Lord, Thor  probably gets Steve nifty magical Asgardian things and Steve perpetually has no idea what to do for Thor so he maybe draws him things I do not know Steve would be in such turmoil over that what do you get a norse God for pity’s sake

Who gets jealous easiest?

I want to say Thor? Either Thor a little bit or neither of them

Who is the most adventurous?

Thor probably

Who is the most protective?

Again probably Thor bc he’s so much more durable than Steve which is a big shoe on the other foot type thing for Steve bc he’s used to being much more durable than those around him.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

they would not have gotten along as kids I don’t think or maybe they would’ve been similar to Steve and Bucky I do not know

Do I ship it?

NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP